THESE RECORDS NO LONGER PLAY THE MUSIC OF MEN

The collected poetry of a pretentious mid-1990s grunge kid.

For a brief period in the spring and early summer of 1994, I was a famous poet.

This is the record of my shame.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

buddy system

The buddy system:

Each of you will choose a "buddy". At no time are you to enter the

poetry

alone. You and your "buddy" are responsible for each other's safety. Therefore, the choice of a buddy is an important one. You should choose someone whom you not only get along with but one whose level of skill is closest to your own. In this manner your will be able to challenge each other and, thereby, improve your

poetry

skills. You must always remember that although

poetry

is fun, it can also be dangerous to the incautious. Please try to refrain from running, fighting, and horseplay while in or around the

poetry

You are not to lose sight of your buddy. Remember that if your buddy should slip under the

poetry

he or she could be seriously injured or even killed. We cannot stress too much the importance of treating

poetry

with proper caution and respect. NEVER aim

poetry

at another person. If you are caught doing this you will immediately disqualified. From time to time your

poetry

will be inspected. Make sure it is well maintained and that all the parts are in working order. The

poetry

issued to you is yours and yours alone. At NO TIME are you to borrow or lend

poetry

Anyone caught doing this will immediately be disqualified. Should you lose your

poetry

report immediately to the main office. Every attempt will be made to issue you a new

poetry

but quantities are limited, so a replacement cannot be guaranteed. In the past there have been incidents of people accidentally dropping things into the

poetry

Due to the nearly insurmountable difficulties of recovery, you must consider anything dropped into the

poetry

as lost forever. This may seem harsh and unfair, but you MUST learn to treat

poetry

with respect. Never forget,

poetry

can kill.

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